For Emma, Forever Ago

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unsocial-paradise:

seeking-a-friend:

I will pay you $14.65 to have a crush on me

I would pay you 20.00.

are you hitting on me
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I will pay you $14.65 to have a crush on me

#please #you're perfect #I love you #omg #crush #ok #i'm sorry #i'm done
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homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve

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sorry I can’t do my homework unless Justin Timberlake makes out with me first

#justin timberlake #making out #sorry #I hate school
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do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them

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if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too

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Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

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“honestly i’d really rather just insult you some more”
what a gentleman you are, Henry
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